"Where is a portal to the underworld when a demigoddess needs it?"

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"Phoenix cross: stealer of apartments, disturber of peace, & ruiner of relaxing baths..."

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"what happens when the fauxmance isn't faux-ing..."

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"Were your undies already damp or are you happy to see me..."

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"Aphrodite! Aphrodite! beetlejuice!"

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"They say bad ideas are best executed while naked..."

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"An anti-aphrodite. an ex. a fauxmance.

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